The Ultimate Valentine

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Are you looking for a subtle way to suggest adding a ‘third’ to your relationship, this Valentine’s Day? Consider this box. You won’t have to say a word. It’s threesome themed.

Also it’s custom made, it lights up, the interior is covered in googly eyes, and it includes:

  • 3 smiley face promise rings (to commemorate your relationship).
  • 6 love themed L.B. lighters, including 3 exclusive designs that you can’t buy anywhere else.
  • 1 deadstock berry flavored L.B.’s lip & nip balm (obviously u 3 will be needing this).

Additional info:

Lights are battery operated and each battery lasts approximately 48 consecutive hours. You can replace the battery with watch batteries

This is a handmade item, please forgive any minor imperfections